MARS IS FLAT CAN'T YOU SEE EVERYTHING IS A LIE
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NASA SAYS MARS IS NOT FLAT ,BUT WHAT DO THEY KNOW
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"Mars is totally flat, like a saucer or an ancient flat thing. Those who think otherwise are likely afflicted with some palsy or are possessed by the devil." Copernicus 1681, Piza, Italy... "Mama mia! I tak-a my telescope and look-a a-ta the Mars! She no round like-a de meatball!!! She flat! like-a de pizza-pie! This make-a me crazy! People no a-ready for dis. I just tell them Jupiter has moons... maybe tell de Pope." Galileo Galilei
"Mars... yeah its flat. This accounts for its strange elliptical orbit when I use very complicated and mysterious math." Kepler
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IT IS OBVIOUS THAT MARS IS FLAT! WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE! A BALL? I KNOW THE THOUGHT OF IT BEING A BALL IS FABRICATED. JUST KIDDING, BUT DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU ARE TOLD."
-Bobby Shell, Founder